Friday 20 January 2012

Negativity

Went to sleep at 1, awake at 5, wtf body, wtf.

Anyway last post was overly negative, and it really wasn't supposed to be. the game I had vs james wasn;t fun, maybe that was it. Although the mission v Joel was horribly against me and it was a massacre, I still enjoyed it, Joels list had none of the asshattery I expect nowdays. Such as invulnerable deathstars (well unless you count Eldrad...) or those annoying abilities that do stuff that remove things from the table in sweeps (I hear Necrons are full of this)

On another day, with a different mission, maybe a standard game. Would of prob done a lot a better and would really to like to play that game, hmm.

Thursday 19 January 2012

First game

Versus Joels Eldar, and I lost quite badly, although there really wasn't anything I could do.

His objective was to kill my commander and then it was down to Kill points. If he rusvuved I won regardless.

So what happened is I had to put down three units further han 12" from any table edge, inc my commander. Joel then did the same but within 12" of any table edge. No matter what happened I would be within 12" of 2 wraithguard units. Fate was sealed from then. The two vet squads was annihlated. Then turn after the commanders chimera snuffed it, because for some fucked reason Tanks cannot outrun infantry. He did survive a hail of scatter laser fire though when the war walkers turned up, making 5/5 armour saves. So after turn 2 I was 5kp vs 0.

I got two units from reserve, that killed two walkers. turn after two wraithlords showed up and slagged my two reserves, again nothing I could of done. Wraithguard massacred my commander. I was now 8 for nothing, and my only shot at victory was for me to kill everything. Everything being 2 untouched wraithguard units and 2 wraithlords. And one wave serpent and dire avengers

Got a vet squad turn 3, that basically showed up out of range of everything, and moved towards the wave serpent, And my leman russ squad. Whiffed with their shooting vs the wraithlord, which then proceeded to kill one.

turn 4 I got nothing from reserve.

Turn 5 Joel parked his wave serpent in front of the entire remnants of my army. game was already lost, but to rub salt in the wound, 3 meltas, a demolisher cannon, lascannon and the hellhound cannon, did no damage to the wave serpent. And then the game ended. Joel lost 2 war walkers. I lost everything, bar 1 vet squad, the demolisher and a hellhound. 9kp to 0.

So was pretty much a massacre, only reason I had 3 units at the end is because they appeared on a table edge with no one on it on the very last turn.

If I could of kept range, or started with everything, maybe had a chance, but the forced deployment and piecemeal slaughter of my forces as they arrived. Nope could not win.

And then played a slamm game vs James. Lost because I could not hit shot for one, and secondly because he had an earthshaker and a lascannon firing beween a tiny gap between two buildings. Such bullshit when people do that. It's akin to a game I played vs dark elves once, where there was a perhaps half inch between two of my regiments, with one behind them which then got fired upon by a crap load of bolthrowers. through that tiny gap.

Tuesday 17 January 2012

Gw does FAQS, confuses the world. Collective sighs abound.

Just about everyone got updated at the beginning of the month.

So now questions abound regarding Dawn of War deployment.
Deploy up to 1 hq unit, and two troops units. Unit being a single body. So transports count as a unit. makes sense...sort of. As an aside, space marines can screw themselves by combat squading? Breaking down one unit will consume both your 2 troops allowance,
But anyway, Imperial Guard Infantry Platoons have been FAQ'd to count as one unit for deployment. So this to means that I can stick down 1800+ points of platoon as one one of my units. And then another 1800 as my second. Since chimeras are bought as part of the platoon, I do believe they count to be included.

This is huge. Arguments abound as it outright sticks it fingers up at the rulebook.
oh internets, argue yourself cold.
They also show a general lack of consistency with this batch, along the lines of "We love space marines, Xenos can go F themselves"

Tuesday 10 January 2012

Boards

Seriously considering getting myself a sheet of ply and some other bits of wood and building a board, well two if you consider it would be two 4x4's

Would need to borrow a drill...
and some skills...
and would be better if i had a table to put it on.
meh details

The reasoning? Thought about painting some terrain, but would ideally need a table to match the terrain to. Well when I say terrain, I mean 4 ruin pieces that need basing.